WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE by Danger Slater (print + eBook) *preorder*

This is a preorder. This book is expected to ship on or before February 9, 2027.

"A nuanced tale that’s brutal and offensive, grotesque and shocking, riveting and merciless, surreal and extreme, absurd and scathing, nihilistic and horrible, ironic and nauseating, symbiotic and parasitic: an utterly brilliant skewering of all things then and now and an insanely original take on the haunted house."

• Amanda, Goodreads librarian

“Danger Slater should be ashamed of himself.”

• Josh Malerman, author of Bird Box and Incidents Around the House

GOOD IS GREAT.

The Hopewells are Good People, living the Dream. Pillars of the community, even. Logan is the inventor of the wildly successful—and wildly invasive—social media app Bckyrds. Kennedy runs WagWear, a charity that makes tiny pants for terminally ill puppies.

Look, we don’t all have the same Dream, okay?

One morning they awaken to find themselves mysteriously, and permanently, bonded to their house via fleshy umbilical cords. They can’t eat; they can’t leave; their once-protective home is now a prison, draining them of their luster, and quite literally of their nutrients. What did two Very Good People ever do to deserve this?

Turns out, there’s a solution. It’s just a bit messy.

WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE is an absurd, hilarious journey through privilege, morality and murder; a splat-ire for the new golden age.

Cover and interior art by Matt Blairstone.

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